You know what sucks wors than day 14+ post detox? The fucking thought of having to remedicate myself for 48-72 hours to get a broken tooth pulled tomorrow. I've had this fucking fucking and I mean FUCKING bad tooth foreverbut it was stable. My old DDS retired 18 months ago and this little scrawny chickenshit, pencil pricked little motherfucker bough this practice. The dickweeded, ass sniffing cowardly bastard wouldn't pull this tooth six months ago when I told him to. "Oh no, you NEED that tooth mam." So we set a date to work on it in January. Yeah! Last month before I jumped. But....I know this tooth is toast. But...".Oh no, I'm not pulling your tooth....go to this oral surgeon"..WHY.you.chickenlivered, beady eyed, pencil dick cockrubber!! Fill me full of Novocain and then tell me that???!! I couldn't go as I had that damn surgery three days later. He shrugged.
Yes....I'm pissed....now I have two teeth that need pulling and the broken fucker is zinging the fuck out of me. Just fuck me with a rotten dentist....if I could, I'd cuss that stupid babyfaced, dung licking, dog fucking donkey smellin goat rubbin jack leg needle dicked asshole to hell and leave him there.
Never going back. NEVER!!
So....the moral of this fucked up story is....make sure your kids and grand kids brush their fucking teeth.