Sleezy boost Toecheese rendition

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Sleezy boost Toecheese rendition

Postby AlanNoel » Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:09 pm

For fans of the adidas MumboJumbo...2013 was indeed a great year for all of you suckers as the classic ugly yet sleek silhouette went on a retail tear throughout the year. Nothing new at all but With the most recent release of the black/white colorway, it seems like the folks over at adidas may have had something else in store for the shoes second retro run....perhaps they lost their mushrooms. After all, why change something that takes $249 a pop out of your pocket?

Just before the holidays, adidas has a few big turds of their own to drop off including some Originals in showershoes we haven t seen before. I mean hell, get ritzy on us. These adidas Originals Showershoes are outfitted with a deep, Ravens purple for the leather upper while the lacing eyelets, midsole, toecap and three stripe branding along the side all match the sullen color. The bottom tread is designed for keeping large hunks of dogshit ...or catshit in them....an extra weapon in case you have to beat someone to death. Joe Flacco makes his offensive line wear them, otherwise he'd be totally lost on the field. Haven't you ever seen him standing around, pleading with the guys....you know...stomping his feet and counting? Anyhoo, A black outsole coincides with the black laces and inner lining while the adidas branding s throughout are white and the stripe down the heel is yellow. Looks like yer mutt pissed all over the back of the shoe, but I kinda like it that way. You can pick these up now at Sneaker Sniffers for $265(US) in most sizes, or head over to ShoeShit to try your luck!

And adidas will take the Nightmare theme a bit further this weekend with the adidas Crazy 8 also known as Nightmare Before Christmas . Here is a look at the shoes plus the special packaging sent to us. Sorry but that was a lie because we don't do pictures. Walmart will turn us over to CyberCops because of what we do with the smaller sizes. Anyhoo, between the Nightmare adidas Crazy 8 and Nightmare Before Christmas: on the laces, tongue tab, armpit, heel and other places throughout you can see black and white pinstripes which are taken from Jack Skellington s outfit. During the movie you can see shades of gawdawful puke purple through the sky and terrain, also predominantly placed on the Crazy 8. The glow in the dark sole, outsole and speckles on the upper also gives an added Halloween feel, Jack s favorite day! Looks like he vomited all over those bastards. We were lucky enough to receive this pair early directly from adidas. The box resembles a coffin; during the movie Jack Skellington rode in a coffin style sleigh and this is where adidas came up with the idea. Once you open the lid, black lights come on illuminating the entire box and shoes. It also sets off small thermonuclear device if you take the left shoe out first. Sadly the box will not release to the public because all the store managers and shipping clerks steal them. Heh heh, sucker born every minute.

With the holiday season in full effect, it s time for people everywhere to spread the holiday cheer in any way they can. Remember to share the dried dung on someone's new white carpet. Sure....it's far more interesting to receive than give but that's such a great gift.

Upon partnering up with 1000 Shoes for 1000 Shits, Pusha T and adidas helped the organization reach its goal for the very first time ever. All the children that attended received Pac Sun t-shirts that shrink, crappy cheap adidas back packs and socks with holes in them, while the younger children received Flashlight Friends so they can watch their parents fuck. Anyhoo, if you believe this line of shit, we have timeshares in the Everglades you might want to take a look at.

After we did a story on the first preview in Melbourne back in November, Sneaker Sniffers and adidas Consortium are ready to launch their Torsion Toecheese Integral with the rest of the world. The  upover-downunder double pack consists of two unique editions of the Torsion Toecheese Integral in mint slice and a second salmon rendition created in-house by the mailroom staff at adidas Consortium. Will you be picking up a pair of the mint slice or salmon rendition? Or both? Let us know what you think. The smell isn't really noticeable until you start to really like them. :blowme: :banana:
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Re: yeezy boost 350 uk

Postby cheeps » Sat Aug 26, 2017 5:26 am

I think you are full of shoeshit.
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Re: Sleezy boost Toecheese rendition

Postby Lucy » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:06 am

:rofl: :cheers-smashed: thread title pwnage
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Re: Sleezy boost Toecheese rendition

Postby CheeZeeAnnDee » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:59 am

Haven't checked in for a few weeks, but glad to see SubSux is still grooving right along to it own deranged drummer.

AlanNoel wrote: The box resembles a coffin; during the movie Jack Skellington rode in a coffin style sleigh and this is where adidas came up with the idea. Once you open the lid, black lights come on illuminating the entire box and shoes.


Some of this had my pre-caffeine-fix brain wondering if this was real or not.

Other parts made it obvious though. :lol:

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Re: Sleezy boost Toecheese rendition

Postby cheeps » Sat Sep 02, 2017 7:57 pm

CheeZeeAnnDee wrote:Haven't checked in for a few weeks, but glad to see SubSux is still grooving right along to it own deranged drummer.

AlanNoel wrote: The box resembles a coffin; during the movie Jack Skellington rode in a coffin style sleigh and this is where adidas came up with the idea. Once you open the lid, black lights come on illuminating the entire box and shoes.


Some of this had my pre-caffeine-fix brain wondering if this was real or not.

Other parts made it obvious though. :lol:

Nice!


This was one part that didn't need changing!! :lol: :lol:
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