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Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:48 pm

Be sure and post how many seconds you were able to tolerate it. :lol: :lol: OK peeps...in my younger years I was a DJ...I sucked at it and I had to work an adult contemporary station for 4.5 years... :sick: :sick: :sick:

There were some tunes that to this day, drive me nuts. Here is one of my nemesis...Harry...don't come cryin to ME!!

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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby runthemachine » Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:18 am

Hey! I'll play the "Oh my GGGGODDDD!!! SO fucking GROSS!" song game!

I made it a minute & 18 seconds.. because I copied the addy, pulled up SS, clicked on your thread, and typed that first line while it was crying, weeping, sobbing in the background, before it occurred to me that I could MAKE IT STOPPP!!!

:shred: :shred: :shred:



ps... just GOTTA love the pic, with his eyes closed. I'm almost wetting myself just lookin' at it. :laughpound:
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Tue Jun 30, 2015 9:26 am

Ok...I made it to 2:08....right before she starts that caterwawling again......


OK....Run.....go to the mirror, poke your tongue into a cheek.....hold your fist up close to the other cheek close to your chin....pump both at the same time. :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound:
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby runthemachine » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:25 pm

cheeps wrote:Ok...I made it to 2:08....right before she starts that caterwawling again......


OK....Run.....go to the mirror, poke your tongue into a cheek.....hold your fist up close to the other cheek close to your chin....pump both at the same time. :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound:


Bwahaha!! Can't I just jam a fork into my eye while I'm rolling off the curb into rush hour traffic??

... PLEASE???
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:16 pm

runthemachine wrote:
cheeps wrote:Ok...I made it to 2:08....right before she starts that caterwawling again......


OK....Run.....go to the mirror, poke your tongue into a cheek.....hold your fist up close to the other cheek close to your chin....pump both at the same time. :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound:


Bwahaha!! Can't I just jam a fork into my eye while I'm rolling off the curb into rush hour traffic??

... PLEASE???


:punchballs: :punchballs: :punchballs: :wired: :wired: :wired: :suicide: :rofl: :rofl:
No.....that hurts too much!!! You gotta SEE the effect! :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound: :laughpound:
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:25 pm

Ok....round two...

This is a double whammy for me. I used to date a guy that loved this song. He would dance around the living room with a bear hat (think furry hoodie with ears) on....singing fa de ah.....only he was doing a massive amount of cocaine and he was a huge guy. So it was a lumbering, chilling sight to me because I was worried he was gonna OD doing the bear hat disco...

These guys were all probably doing the same because having to lip synch the shit is obviously cracking them up as well as the whole, "I'm being videoed" wearing shiny clothes...GO ME!!!

Oh, I made it to 2:09.....just because I had to see the guys dip and sway one more time.

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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby runthemachine » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:54 am

Well, I love EW&F, so I guess I have no comment on that one, cheeps. Although, your disco heart-attack, coked-up boyfriend story is hilarious. :thumbup:

Apparently, these songs are (so far) of an era. I keep wanting to post ".. you know, when I look in your eyes, I still go crazy.", but, there's been enough sad & sappy, and I truly believe I have about 12 seconds of that in me before I would literally throw up in my mouth. :sick: A lot.

SEW... here's awful, for ya. :D

... Rick James muthafuckin' wannabe. 18 seconds.. that's where you REALLY know it's not Hot Child In The City (another trash can fave).



Oh.. and it's easy to get through this entire minute & a half video... to ensure that you will NEVER do acid again. Trippin' balls, no more.

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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:02 pm

RUN!!!! that is fucking hue-lar-re-US!!!

Me and my college buddies used to make so much fun of that song. We would ALWAYS do the "ball squeeze" motion on the word 'miracles'. Hell...I couldn't listen to all of that if you paid me.....MAJOR money!!!


BWAHAHAHA!
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby Sub zero » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:05 pm

C'mon guys....let's hear/see some really bad music....like THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWOzUzJd6wM
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby Sub zero » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:08 pm

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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:14 pm





Funny as shit...lolol I made it to 1:40...but only because I was trying to see where it came from! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:19 pm

I made it to :16...but then....I said , "wait, maybe these fuckers say something besides, 'o my god'." Thank Gawd its comedy from the Nords! I made it to :38.


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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby Sub zero » Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:32 pm

Must be 1980's era Russian stuff. I love the bad grammar "Down count...off-take...you no need put money in my pocket" :lol:
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:36 pm

Sub zero wrote:Must be 1980's era Russian stuff. I love the bad grammar "Down count...off-take...you no need put money in my pocket" :lol:



It's probably the fuckers that blew us out of cyberspace the last time!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:56 pm

I was looking for some more Russian rap on you tube. Since I dont speak any language but english....I couldn't tell what they were saying but they can't be rappers according to sam kinison...but they sounded pretty good.
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby Sub zero » Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:04 pm

Here's my vote for the corniest music on the planet....anything by Roger Whittaker. Poncho is old enough to remember this clown :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdRpDpIR70

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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:35 pm

Oh gawd...clown ain't word...I made it to :34....his high note.... :sick:

All you do is click on youtube box in full editor...then you put the link in, take OUT the "S" in https

[youtube]http:cornyasfuck.crap[/youtube]

and it will come up....BUT if you come across some of the links with the period in the middle of youtube...they won't work.
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby cheeps » Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:41 pm

Here's poncho's idea of a good concert. To their credit...they can sing...but I hate these guys.

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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby Sub zero » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:24 pm

Thanks Cheeps. I'll figure it out. In them meantime...please box this up for me.


This thread would be incomplete without a performance of "Sexual Chocolate". Everybody, including Poncho, loves this one.
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Re: Best of the worst music on the planet....

Postby Sub zero » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:30 pm

cheeps wrote:Here's poncho's idea of a good concert. To their credit...they can sing...but I hate these guys.



The 50's group/song I absolutely cannot stand is The Four Lads "Moment to Remember". My gawd, every 10 secnds they are hitting the "high C" and climaxing. I got banned from some old geezers Youtube channel because I gave them a good bashing.


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