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Big Juicy Pussy

Postby RamptonNugget-Beast » Tue Sep 09, 2014 5:24 pm

I understand where a lot of slang words come from. Sometimes it is quite obvious, others it takes a bit of lateral thinking but again, with time, the link can be made.

But...who THE-FUCK...Thought about calling the hairy, mutton spunkbucket after a razor-toed, diminutive, domesticated, carnivorous quadruped??

Fair enough they both smell of fish, piss indiscriminately and you have to wash your hands after you fiddle with them, but there the similarities end.

Cats are silky and shiny and smooooth!

Last women I went with had pubic hair like the root ball on that evil bush they made Mr Jebuses's sweatband out of. Last thing you would want to stroke - which I think is the only reason you would call a FANNY A PUSSY

(FANNY in UK is vagina, not arse as in USA. OH how we chortled as kids when an American said "fanny" on TV...fanny! TeeHee )

So please. Clever-suxers. Why is it called a pussy? PLEASE???
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby cheeps » Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:38 pm

the same reason you fucking limeys call it a fucking fanny!!!!
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby RamptonNugget-Beast » Wed Sep 10, 2014 1:41 am

cheeps wrote:the same reason you fucking limeys call it a fucking fanny!!!!


Fuck me did the temperature just drop or what?

You get back in your coffin ya miserable old cunt!

As my old mother used to muse... If you've nothing nice to say, shut yer fucking mooth!

Are there no local kids you can chase while cussing...spittle dripping down your extra-long beard-hairs?
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby Justjules13 » Wed Sep 10, 2014 5:53 am

You could ask the same question about why they call a dick a cock? Odd flopping bit of dangling meat looks nothing like a proud barnyard bird...
Oh..there's another one, why you Brits call women "birds". That's a odd one...

You better apologize to Cheeps but quick, before you get the whole forum thunder down on you!
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby RamptonNugget-Beast » Wed Sep 10, 2014 6:27 am

Justjules13 wrote:You could ask the same question about why they call a dick a cock? Odd flopping bit of dangling meat looks nothing like a proud barnyard bird...
Oh..there's another one, why you Brits call women "birds". That's a odd one...

You better apologize to Cheeps but quick, before you get the whole forum thunder down on you!



I'm aware I could ask these questions, but I'm not.

That was rather slippery of you, agent Long-muzzle. You've made yourself appear (semi-)intelligent by not actually answering the question.

This is not the first time...nowhere near notty, notty... :nono:

So now everyone will be keeping an eye on you :thumbup: :wave: :mrgreen:
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby RamptonNugget-Beast » Wed Sep 10, 2014 7:55 am

RamptonNugget-Beast wrote:
cheeps wrote:the same reason you fucking limeys call it a fucking fanny!!!!


Fuck me did the temperature just drop or what?

You get back in your coffin ya miserable old cunt!

As my old mother used to muse... If you've nothing nice to say, shut yer fucking mooth!

Are there no local kids you can chase while cussing...spittle dripping down your extra-long beard-hairs?
Eh? EH? WHASSAT ABOUT THE WAR...?


Cheeps...one of the other members PMd me asking if the above was posted in ANGER!!!!?

NO!

OM fokkin G!

Even when we have trolls on, I am laughing as I abuse them.

For future reference it's comedy...mostly attempted and failed, but never a bad thought.

I'm only trying to make ya'll laugh :gaah: :ogeez:
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby mynameisDAN82 » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:04 am

RamptonNugget-Beast wrote:Fair enough they both smell of fish, piss indiscriminately and you have to wash your hands after you fiddle with them, but there the similarities end.


I'm not sure what what kind of contaminated box you're fiddling with, but I'd be concerned it's got some kind of infection if you have to wash your hands after! After jacking my girls box, I could eat a slab of ribs and then lick my fingers clean.

As for your question... NEVER question the vagina! Not it's origin, not it's functionality, not it's purity, not even it's nicknames, just accept it's beauty and enjoy the pussy for all it has to offer! Long live the vag!
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby Poncho » Wed Sep 10, 2014 8:19 am

RamptonNugget-Beast wrote:I understand where a lot of slang words come from. Sometimes it is quite obvious, others it takes a bit of lateral thinking but again, with time, the link can be made.

But...who THE-FUCK...Thought about calling the hairy, mutton spunkbucket after a razor-toed, diminutive, domesticated, carnivorous quadruped??

Fair enough they both smell of fish, piss indiscriminately and you have to wash your hands after you fiddle with them, but there the similarities end.

Cats are silky and shiny and smooooth!

Last women I went with had pubic hair like the root ball on that evil bush they made Mr Jebuses's sweatband out of. Last thing you would want to stroke - which I think is the only reason you would call a FANNY A PUSSY

(FANNY in UK is vagina, not arse as in USA. OH how we chortled as kids when an American said "fanny" on TV...fanny! TeeHee )

So please. Clever-suxers. Why is it called a pussy? PLEASE???


It's like Americans call doctors that fix teeth "Dentists" but in Limeyland ??? nobody fixes their teeth nevermind wankerboy.
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby cheeps » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:26 am

Breast....ima gonna beat your fucking turd pie back into yer perverted nutsack using every protruding ball hair follicles I can find.....come to mama......now. :spank: :spank:




And for fucks sake people this is this best part of subsux....our minds must remain in the fucking gutter.Frampton.....I dream of your flaming butt cheeks nightly. :boobshake:
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby cheeps » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:11 pm

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :boobshake: :boobshake: :boobshake: :boobshake: :boobshake:

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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby sinusissues » Fri Sep 12, 2014 4:17 pm

Maybe pussy is just an endearing form of pus? ...gonna go wash my hands now.
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby cheeps » Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:00 pm

RAMPTON......WTF are you doing???? Where the fuck are you????? I have a pussy for you!!!!
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby RamptonNugget-Beast » Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:40 pm

Mee-ow! :wave:
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby AVinLo » Tue Sep 23, 2014 1:28 am

cheeps wrote:RAMPTON......WTF are you doing???? Where the fuck are you????? I have a pussy for you!!!!


What breed is it? Short hair? Maine Coon? Persian? I like'em ALL! :D
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby Justjules13 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:21 am

Cougar! :shock: Run from that man eater......

Glad to hear your avoiding the spice aisle in the market...NO POPPIE SEEDS...(only if you take up bagel baking. :MrT: )
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby nootlsjr » Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:45 am

a pussy has nine lives dude. you can beat it, kick it, stuff it, and do all kinds of stuff, and in the end you still love it.
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Re: Big Juicy Pussy

Postby AVinLo » Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:10 pm

I crack up every time I see this thread!

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