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U.S. government "shut down"

Postby mynameisDAN82 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:58 am

WWII memorial now has a fence put up around it with armed gaurds keeping out 90 year old plus american/world heroes froom seeing what some have traveled MILES to see! So they took a privately funded memorial that is wide open to view and walk through, fenced it in and are staffing armed gaurds.. more gaurds are here than were stationed at bengazi 9/11/2012.. they need to actually shut down the government!
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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby Poncho » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:11 am

Is the government shut down ?? I hadn't noticed ... :yawn:
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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby mynameisDAN82 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:41 am

Well just the non essential government is "shut down".. fucking joke..
Why do we employ non essential employees??

I heard they spent 783,000,548 dollars to make a cutain large enough to cover up mt rushmore.. They also tried to put a cork in old faithful in yellowstone. The cork was unsucsessful so they are pouring cement in the fucker now..
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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby mano » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:58 am

:lol: They should cork Obamas ass and mouth and see which one blows first :clap:
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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby Justjules13 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:22 am

We heard that the state parks are all shut down...WTF does that mean? They roll up all the redwoods and put the buffalo in a shed till the it's over?
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Postby mynameisDAN82 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:36 am

LOL! No no the state parks are still open, and metro parks and city parks. Just the national parks are locked down.. the animals are starving without food stamps and they drained all the lakes so water is limited to puddles. The birds got their wings clipped so they can't escape to the state parks. Another 2 days of this catystrophic government shut down and most of the animals will be dead. God damn republicans are murdering helpless little rabbits and squirells and bison!
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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby Poncho » Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:06 pm

Shots Fired outside the Capital !!
Probably just some DC moolies chasing eachother.. :suicide2:
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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby mynameisDAN82 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:59 pm

I heard it was a crazed woman upset about obamacare, she REALLY wanted the affordal health care act instead..

On a serious note, I hope it wasn't sarah..
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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby mynameisDAN82 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:38 pm

Reports say she was shot or shots were fired.. I thought the capital was a gun free zone??
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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby Sub zero » Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:18 pm

mano wrote::lol: They should cork Obamas ass and mouth and see which one blows first :clap:


How do you tell which one is which?
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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby mynameisDAN82 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:56 pm

Bison have been gathering in large numbers revolting against the shut down of national parks!

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Re: U.S. government "shut down"

Postby mynameisDAN82 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:33 am

Yea the shut down is over.. this shit cracked me up though!

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