The dreaded double snip-

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The dreaded double snip-

Postby Not a 12 stepper » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:02 pm

I'm ready to pick up the phone, and call for the appointment.

Honestly, I'm horrified to let anything sharp get near the nether regions, but especially since the whole idea goes against my golden rule...


If it ain't broke, don't fix it-
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby cheeps » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:05 pm

So....why? I thought junior wanted a sister.
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Not a 12 stepper » Tue Feb 21, 2012 5:11 am

Yeah...

For the record, I love kids. And we were talking about having at least one more a couple of years ago. But I can't kid myself... It's too late- I'm getting too damn old for new babies.

We just had a big scare, with the wife being late, and her gyno telling us that she appeared pregnant even though the test was neg.

Jr. will be 4 this summer... going to nursery school which is great, but I can't handle a new born by myself if we have to relocate for wifey's job.
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Sub zero » Tue Feb 21, 2012 1:49 pm

Just think...after they shoot you up with novacaine down there...we'll be able to call you "numbnuts"...for a few hours at least. :D
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby julie1129 » Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:37 pm

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!

Don't know what else to say about that....... :think:
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Poncho » Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:25 pm

Not a 12 stepper wrote:I'm ready to pick up the phone, and call for the appointment.

Honestly, I'm horrified to let anything sharp get near the nether regions, but especially since the whole idea goes against my golden rule...


If it ain't broke, don't fix it-


Stepper, it ain't shit man. It's a 45 minute procedure and they don't give you shit for pain afterwards because if you folow their directions you won't feel any. And it's a hell of a lot easier then your wife getting her tubes tied so give yourself a pat on the back for having the balls (no pun intended)

Only downfall is you'll shoot dustballs now :lol: :punchballs:
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Not a 12 stepper » Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:46 am

T-minus 9 hours, and counting...
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby syd » Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:17 am

There is nothing worse than the anxiety accompanying a missed period. The places your mind goes...the what if's...what are we going to do...

Shortly, you'll be having carefree sex. What's to dread about that?

My dad, had a V, when I was a teen. I remember he spent the afternoon on the sofa. Next day, he was fine.
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby cheeps » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:49 pm

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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Not a 12 stepper » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:46 am

Well, Poncho was right. It's wasn't that big of a deal. Me and the wife spent more time shaving my pubes last night, than the doctor took with the operation.

I was waiting for a comment from the nurse that scrubbed by balls, then taped my penis to my stomach. But she was silent. Then when the doctor came in he brought about 4 other people in to watch, and assist.


They were like "oooooh" and speaking in Tagalog. Then the doctor said, Asians just have a much smaller scrotum-


The first snip was painless. The other side hurt a little more, but it wasn't bad. It took a grand total of 20 min. after doctor made the first injection.

Then they all hung around to get a glimpse of my un-taping.

The wife is a nurse, and the first thing she asked me, is if they commented on my equipment. LOL

I guess I gave everyone something to talk about, which really brightened an otherwise stressful day-
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby cheeps » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:54 am

Asians just have a much smaller scrotum-


The wife is a nurse, and the first thing she asked me, is if they commented on my equipment. LOL

I guess I gave everyone something to talk about, which really brightened an otherwise stressful day-


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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Not a 12 stepper » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:32 am

Cheeps-

I'll snap a pic in a day or two,

After they swell up nice and blue.

Then I'll pm them just to YOU-


But I must warn you, chances are, you'll get a severe penis envy flashback :)
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Sub zero » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:01 pm

Get ready for the itchies in about a week when the pubes poke back out.
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Poncho » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:50 pm

Not a 12 stepper wrote:Well, Poncho was right. It's wasn't that big of a deal. Me and the wife spent more time shaving my pubes last night, than the doctor took with the operation.

I was waiting for a comment from the nurse that scrubbed by balls, then taped my penis to my stomach. But she was silent. Then when the doctor came in he brought about 4 other people in to watch, and assist.


They were like "oooooh" and speaking in Tagalog. Then the doctor said, Asians just have a much smaller scrotum-


The first snip was painless. The other side hurt a little more, but it wasn't bad. It took a grand total of 20 min. after doctor made the first injection.

Then they all hung around to get a glimpse of my un-taping.

The wife is a nurse, and the first thing she asked me, is if they commented on my equipment. LOL

I guess I gave everyone something to talk about, which really brightened an otherwise stressful day-


I know a couple guys that paid no attention to the doctor's instructions because they felt ok afterwards and paid dearly. They tell you to go home, sit on this fucking donut looking thing and ice your corleones. Next day you'll be fine.

By the way, they had to use duct tape to tape that monster to my leg ... :o
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby cheeps » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:32 pm

Poncho wrote: By the way, they had to use duct tape to tape that monster to my leg ... :o


I remember that!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: It was funny as Hell when you pissed in your eye!! :wtf: :wtf: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :blowme:
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby cheeps » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:34 pm

Not a 12 stepper wrote:Cheeps-

I'll snap a pic in a day or two,

After they swell up nice and blue.

Then I'll pm them just to YOU-


But I must warn you, chances are, you'll get a severe penis envy flashback :)


Well....I like hairy balls but clean huge balls should be quite an inspiration! :cheers: :cheers: :boobshake:
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Poncho » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:38 pm

cheeps wrote:
Poncho wrote: By the way, they had to use duct tape to tape that monster to my leg ... :o


I remember that!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: It was funny as Hell when you pissed in your eye!! :wtf: :wtf: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :blowme:


and here I thought you were ignoring me... :lol: misss you :kiss:
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby Not a 12 stepper » Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:37 pm

Here ya go cheeps...

Enjoy-


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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby runthemachine » Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:03 pm

Well,

I didn't check your pic Stepper-Not (I'll take you word for it), but I'll tell ya... my shit hurt like hell for a coupla weeks. I know I was the 'exception', and that the recovery is just about nil for most dudes.. but for some reason my balls were killin' for awhile afterward.

Anyway, 4 kids was damn sure enough for me, so I never really had any regrets. And like you said, at 40 or so, with a toddler already, I'm sure I didn't have the stamina for another newborn.

So good on ya, Buddy. No 'early withdrawal' required now! Paint them walls, yo!!! :banana:

Oh... and I guess your nic has a subliminal meaning besides the :nono: tables :nono: ??? LoLoL. Rock on, Brotha!
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Re: The dreaded double snip-

Postby celticpride4Life » Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:16 pm

How are the Plums Mark? Do they have a nice light purple hue? I will NEVER get neutered, no quack is touching my sack.
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